There’s a rule in the Greenbriar POA - that stands for property owners association, but it should actually be powerless old assholes because that’s more the truth of the ruling committee - that states people have to clean up dog shit.
It’s common decency I suppose though I don’t often do it myself, but then again my dog usually shits in the next neighborhood over from ours and I have no idea what their rules are. I operate on the belief they welcome my dog’s poop. If your dog craps in my yard in the middle of the night, then congratulations on a job well done. But if your dog is shitting in my yard as I pull into my garage, you gotta pick it up. I’m so kind, I’d even take am apology for not picking it up due to a lack of proper tools, but just don’t walk off because I am unloading my kids and can’t call you out on it. Don’t do it and expect nothing to come of it. I’m no bitch.
The new neighbors learned this lesson when he did this to me. He let his dog crap in my yard and didn’t say a damn thing. So this morning before dawn I took that turd, moist with dew and polished his car with it. Game, set, match dip shit.